These are real contestant answers from the famous Family Fortunes Show.
Something you lose when you get older: 'Your purse..'
Something you would play with in the bath: 'A bazooka..'
Someone you wouldn't swear in front of: 'Yourself..'
Someone or something whose existence has never been proven: 'Hitler..'
Something you open other than a door: 'Your bowels..'
A number you might have to memorise: 'Seven..'
A slang word for a girl: 'Slag..'
An animal with horns: 'A bee...'
A medieval weapon: 'Hand-grenade..'
Something made of wool: 'A sheep..'
Something a bridegroom might wear: 'A dress..'
Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club: 'Animals..'
Something a train-spotter would have in his pocket: 'A magnifying glass..'
Something you put out for the birds: 'Worms..'
A way to prevent snoring: 'Put a pillow over his face..'
A word used to describe a very hot day: 'A very hot day..'
Someone who works early hours: 'A burglar..'
A reason for kneeling: 'To be beheaded..'
A nickname for a slim person: 'Slimmy..'
Something that's nice to wear next to your skin: 'Pants..'
Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house: 'Feeds your pets..'
Something that comes in 7's: 'Fingers..'
A vocalist known by only one name: 'Michael Jackson..'
A yellow fruit: 'Orange..'
A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme: 'Little Red Riding Hood..'
Something associated with Queen Victoria: 'Her husbands..'
Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming: 'Your legs..'
A game that uses a black ball: 'Darts..'
Other than 'carrier', a type of bag: 'Horse..'
Something that gives you goosebumps: 'Mumps..'
A non-living object with legs: 'A plant..'
A sign of the Zodiac: 'April..'
An animal associated with a nursery rhyme: 'Andy Pandy..'
A mode of transport that you can walk in: 'Your shoes..'
A musical instrument you can play in the bath: 'A drum kit..'
Something you pull: 'A potato..'
An animal used as a form of transport: 'A turtle..'
An occupation where you need a torch: 'A burglar..'
A well known superstition: 'Running in front of a car..'
A dangerous race: 'The Arabs..'
A part of the body you have more than two of: 'Arms..'
One of Harry Enfield's characters: 'Sooty..'
The first place detectives look for fingerprints: 'The floor..'
Something a girl should know about a man before marrying him: 'His name..'
A bird with a long neck: 'Naomi Campbell..'
A song with moon in the title: 'Blue Suede Moon..'
A famous Scotsman: 'Jock..'
Something red: 'My cardigan..'
Something you put on walls: 'Roofs..'
Something that floats in the bath: 'Water..'
Something a blind man might use: 'A sword..'
The last thing you take off before going to bed: 'Your feet..'
Something that flies without an engine: 'A bicycle with wings..'
Something you lose when you get older: 'Your purse..'
Something you would play with in the bath: 'A bazooka..'
Someone you wouldn't swear in front of: 'Yourself..'
Someone or something whose existence has never been proven: 'Hitler..'
Something you open other than a door: 'Your bowels..'
A number you might have to memorise: 'Seven..'
A slang word for a girl: 'Slag..'
An animal with horns: 'A bee...'
A medieval weapon: 'Hand-grenade..'
Something made of wool: 'A sheep..'
Something a bridegroom might wear: 'A dress..'
Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club: 'Animals..'
Something a train-spotter would have in his pocket: 'A magnifying glass..'
Something you put out for the birds: 'Worms..'
A way to prevent snoring: 'Put a pillow over his face..'
A word used to describe a very hot day: 'A very hot day..'
Someone who works early hours: 'A burglar..'
A reason for kneeling: 'To be beheaded..'
A nickname for a slim person: 'Slimmy..'
Something that's nice to wear next to your skin: 'Pants..'
Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house: 'Feeds your pets..'
Something that comes in 7's: 'Fingers..'
A vocalist known by only one name: 'Michael Jackson..'
A yellow fruit: 'Orange..'
A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme: 'Little Red Riding Hood..'
Something associated with Queen Victoria: 'Her husbands..'
Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming: 'Your legs..'
A game that uses a black ball: 'Darts..'
Other than 'carrier', a type of bag: 'Horse..'
Something that gives you goosebumps: 'Mumps..'
A non-living object with legs: 'A plant..'
A sign of the Zodiac: 'April..'
An animal associated with a nursery rhyme: 'Andy Pandy..'
A mode of transport that you can walk in: 'Your shoes..'
A musical instrument you can play in the bath: 'A drum kit..'
Something you pull: 'A potato..'
An animal used as a form of transport: 'A turtle..'
An occupation where you need a torch: 'A burglar..'
A well known superstition: 'Running in front of a car..'
A dangerous race: 'The Arabs..'
A part of the body you have more than two of: 'Arms..'
One of Harry Enfield's characters: 'Sooty..'
The first place detectives look for fingerprints: 'The floor..'
Something a girl should know about a man before marrying him: 'His name..'
A bird with a long neck: 'Naomi Campbell..'
A song with moon in the title: 'Blue Suede Moon..'
A famous Scotsman: 'Jock..'
Something red: 'My cardigan..'
Something you put on walls: 'Roofs..'
Something that floats in the bath: 'Water..'
Something a blind man might use: 'A sword..'
The last thing you take off before going to bed: 'Your feet..'
Something that flies without an engine: 'A bicycle with wings..'
Far smarter than moi! I didn't get half of them! Hotboy
ReplyDeleteHotters. Don't worry, I didn't get the bazooka. Wonder why.
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