Sunday, March 21

olde worlde widdle

Recently I went with the cellmate to see a play in the New Caledonian Festival. The venue was at Ile Plate University, in a magnificent nineteenth century mock-Camelot hall. During the interval I visited the bog, all olde worlde marble and sandstone. You almost expect Thomas More to emerge from one of the cludgies. I had a majestic widdle among sumptuous facilities. Very relaxing. And yet, when I was a student at Old Caledonian University, the real McCoy, the medieval environment seemed malign, not at all welcoming.

I discovered that being at uni when you're not a student is like visiting a hospital when there's nothing wrong with you. A perfectly balanced experience.

8 comments:

  1. Albert? As the man said to Mrs Lincoln, apart from that, what was the play like? Hotboy

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  2. Hotters. Six classical male singers, standing on chairs singing Schubert, while actors wandered through the audience delivering monologues about Bavarianism. Wonderful, though perhaps not your favourite thing?

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  3. Albert? Yes, I think I would pass on that though I'd like the singing. The Dom Bliss connection has had me witness songsters regularly and I enjoy that since you can close your eyes and do the bliss. Not with fung actors bawling in your earhole, you couldn't. Sounds very cultured though. Hotboy

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  4. I say!

    You should have taken a snap of the toilets, and sent it to this chap, who seems to have a rather large collection of toilet snaps.

    MM III

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  5. Mingers, thank you for that. I particularly enjoyed his Toilets In Motion collection. I might send him some of my own photies of motions in toilets.

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  6. I say!

    Have you considered becoming a kangatarian?

    MM III

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  7. ...although, it's not really spring there, is it?

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