I'm staying at the sister's place in NZ. The cellmate is still in NSC with the dog.
I dreamt last night I was camping with a lot of people, and Mary Hopkin's gorgeous sister was there for some reason, in the sleeping bag next to me.
She excused herself to go and shoot up heroin. When she came back she was feeling the rush, and took my hand. Telling myself I was only being friendly, I held her. The cellmate noticed, and trusted me, but my brother tried to stop me.
The sister disappeared again. Telling myself I was just checking she was alright, I followed her. Would you believe it, the heroin made her uncontrollable randy.
Just to keep her happy, I went along with things. I reasoned that I wasn't betraying the cellmate, so long as technically intercourse didn't actually occur.
Well I discovered that you can do quite a lot while still pleading the Clinton amendment. Graphic as it was, I was aware that she was getting much more out of it than I was. I even realised that all I was doing was following up too late on a missed opportunity from decades ago.
Later, she threatened to tell everyone unless I gave her the taxi fare home. To save money i offered to drive her home. I don't know what happened after that.
I must ask Doc Bob for an interpretation.
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ReplyDeleteWilson says that, at 2.32 into this video, it's his cousin in the red shirt crossing the road.
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Albert? Well, it can't be sex if the President says it aint!! Let everyone off the hook! Hotboy
ReplyDeleteMingers, people always tell you what to cut out, never what to add. No balance at all.
ReplyDeleteHotters. I suppose by extension nobody can be a crook now, because Nixon said he wasn't.
Albert? I believe the Clinton said a certain practice wasn't sex, as an inference of "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." Nixon said he wasn't a crook and neither he was. A terrible fibber though!! Hope this helps clear it up for you. Hotboy
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Most informative Mingers.
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