I used to think that Robert Plant wore a banana down his trousers, or else he was born with an outsize willie. Now I know his secret - you just buy your jocks a size too big, and your tackle expands to take up the extra space. They say that nature abhors a vacuum.
Hmmmm..... ;)
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so colorful and 'ripe' for the picking. hehehe
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Wow... This is very impressive... ;-))
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Onan! Two pairs of pants! It's a pantathon! Hotboy
ReplyDeleteOnan! I'm in Bavaria. Shouting the Russians are coming hasn't flushed out the aunties yet! Anyway, just a little thing about the good news on the brain scan.... 1) Is the other one still breathing? The brain diseased one! 2) There's a very nasty growth on your groin. Or a shape shifter. Or a chameleon tumour. Have they been too polite the mention this? Hotboy
ReplyDeleteIs that a banana in your underwear or are you just happy to see me? :)
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You are truly a colorful person. This brought a smile to my face! That was very creative.
ReplyDeleteAre they fruit of the loin...I mean Loom!
haha
Happy HNT!
~xo
I say!
ReplyDeleteThis obsession with undies is rather a worry. How many pairs do you now own?
Cabbage has 1 pair. He seemed a tad concerned when I asked him - as if any other answer apart from 1 would have been ridiculous.
MM III
LA - fruit of the loins! I wish I'd thought of that one.
ReplyDeleteMM - I know have 14 pairs - a 14-month supply.
A man who has enough undies to change them on a regular basis... Hurrah ;)!
ReplyDeleteWhich color do you wear on Sundays?
I say!
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Of course, its been documented that you sometimes wear them on your head.
Cabbage said - could you send him some? His are full of holes (so he told me).
MM III
cossie - I haven't got round to actually wearing them except for photo-opportunities. If I wear them out, I'll only have to buy more. The old holy ones are okay for Sundays.
ReplyDeleteMM - in a Malawi court, what's the sentence for interfering with a servant's undies?
Nice flat stomach! (PS what IS that stain on your duvet in the banana shot??)
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