The good news:
1 - The dog is out in the garden sunbathing.
2 - Meanwhile, I have rented an industrial machine and shampooed all the carpets in the house.
The bad news:
I had to do the carpets because the dog exploded in the house, from all three orifices at once.
Albert? That's why somebody else should have the mutt and you can look at it from over the fence. Get it put down. That'll show it! Hotboy
ReplyDeleteHotters, I'm donating it to you as a therapy dog. Also, having to clean after another being will help you learn humility, which I believe you blissheids crave and I have always had a surfeit of even without a dog.
ReplyDeleteI say!
ReplyDeleteTime to put him on the braai, I think.
MM III
Mingers, I never shoot a dog while it's still able to carry out its duties. Does Cabbage do the honours at your place?
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