Wednesday, March 12

a man's best friend

A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!?

7 comments:

  1. Albert? Is that you? When did you try this experiment? Had you given the dog a bliss pill? What about the placebo effect? Your partner might have been really pleased to see you if she hadn't known it was you who put her in the trunk. Why didn't you just sling the trunk into the river and be done with it? Hotboy

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  2. Albert? Sorry! The truck was in your car. You could have said: You put a boot and a woof in a motor ...Hotboy

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  3. That is funny...but I think if that happened to me, I would be a bigger friend to the dog!
    Have a great night!
    ~xo
    Lee Ann

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  4. Yeah, a dog is a woman's best friend too. No funny shit about the peanut butter! I love my dog WAY MORE than i've EVER loved any man.

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  5. HB - I don't know where to start

    LA - glad you liked it

    Mascota - Capn Kev gets the dog to lick the pnut butter off him too

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  6. Rob,
    as amusing as ever I see...hmmmm!clearly I should adopt your method for keeping my blog updated, simply write some misoginist(and yes I know that's spelt incorrectly) in lieu of fascinating insights into my daily life :). Or maybe that WAS a fascinating insight into your daily life?? :) Anyway...it's been good to catch up, and hotboy's comments are also as chuckleworthy as ever! Lelly

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  7. Lelly, I was just thinking about you this week. I occasionally check your place for signs of life. So you're still alive! Nobody wanted to read about my life any more, so I figured I'd copy and paste other people's jokes and save time. And the comment count has soared to 7.

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