My Northern Hemisphere friend hotboy is a self-confessed fat basturn. To sweat off the excess flab caused by drinking beer, he uses a patented device called the Beer Monster Reduction Vehicle.
Here in the Southern Hemisphere, I'm a skinny basturn, so I used the beer diet to try and put on some pounds. Naturally, it didn't work, and I even lost weight - I had forgotten that North is the opposite of South, and everything has to balance up. I may ask hotboy to send me one of his Beer Monster Reduction Vehicles. On crossing the Equator, it would convert into a Beer Monster Inflation Vehicle. I could use it to pack on some weight Down Under.
This photo was taken recently, after six months on the beer diet.