Wednesday, December 10

summer heat

As if the groin strain wasn't bad enough, summer has just arrived here, and it's so hot and sweaty there's now a mushroom farm growing in my groin. I think I understand now why, whenever there's a heatwave in places like France or Greece, hundreds of old people die of heatstroke. As you get older, you can't take the heat. Thank goodness I'm not a meditator, devoting my life to raising internal heat - that's no help at all.

The dog is feeling the heat too. She's black, and as she gets older she dislikes frying in sunlight. When she was in her prime she could bask for hours and never drink a drop of water. And she hated swimming. But everything balances up over time, and now she's the opposite: on this morning's walk, though it was early and the sun was still low, she kept wanting to jump in the harbour to cool off.




Once in the water, she was content just to float along, with an occasional leisurely wave of a paw to keep her head above the surface. As I stood on the shore, she kept looking at me as if to say - please don't say we have to move on yet. It's the most sensual I've ever seen her.


5 comments:

  1. Albert? It's just got cold here! Hope they don't have to remove your groin. The dog's demented by the way. Hotboy

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  2. Albert? I got athlete's foot in my groin once, but I was staying in a damp, filthy flat without a shower. What's your excuse? Anyway, it's a disgrace at your advanced age! Hotboy

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  3. I say!

    Not too hot here in Kalimbuka - in fact, for the season, rather nice. But Wilson was also asking the same question about whether Hotboy's system worked for air-conditioning as well as raising heat. If it does, he'd lie to sign up once it gets really hot.

    Lovely dog snaps, by the way.

    MM III

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  4. I say!

    You should do what I do - sleep in the nude, flat on your back, splayed out like a dissected frog, with each limb touching the edge of the mozzie net. Doesn't leave much space for Mrs M, but she's not one to complain.

    MM III

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  5. mingers, if I tried that position I'd never sleep for fear of a cricket-bat-wielding crazed intruder. Clicky Ba crack many googlies.

    hotters, I think that was scabies.

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