vibration negotiation

Only a sore hip this morning, after yesterday's wee run, but the vibro massager will fix that. After breakfast I'm taking the dog to the vet for a prognosis. I'm taking a half sickie, then doing yoga in the office in the afternoon. Clients tonight, but I'll send them home early. Life's too short now to knock my pan in. The guy who repaired the bedroom roof a few years ago, dropped dead recently, just a month after inheriting ten houses from a relative.

I gave Cap'n Kev a present, a vibrating condom to use with his Japanese cabin girl. Because of the language barrier, he was unsure how to negotiate its use, but I suggested not telling her, just springing it on her. If she says anything, just say it's your new pacemaker.

I find it's best not to discuss things beforehand. I once wore a Dracula mask in bed with the lights out, then switched on the light half-way through the proceedings. That always adds to the excitement.



- iPod post