Wednesday, February 9

vibration negotiation

Only a sore hip this morning, after yesterday's wee run, but the vibro massager will fix that. After breakfast I'm taking the dog to the vet for a prognosis. I'm taking a half sickie, then doing yoga in the office in the afternoon. Clients tonight, but I'll send them home early. Life's too short now to knock my pan in. The guy who repaired the bedroom roof a few years ago, dropped dead recently, just a month after inheriting ten houses from a relative.

I gave Cap'n Kev a present, a vibrating condom to use with his Japanese cabin girl. Because of the language barrier, he was unsure how to negotiate its use, but I suggested not telling her, just springing it on her. If she says anything, just say it's your new pacemaker.

I find it's best not to discuss things beforehand. I once wore a Dracula mask in bed with the lights out, then switched on the light half-way through the proceedings. That always adds to the excitement.



- iPod post

12 comments:

  1. Старый Русский пословица: Когда ветеринар побеги собаку, помните, забрать труп для банка. Помните - Русские невесты она не нужна массажер - она ожидает исполнения! И помните - не знаю, где русских невест было, раньше.

    Мы с Камчатки может также ремонт крыши. Дешевые цены!

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  2. Kap'n Kev имеет большой лодке? Может транспорта водки в Новую Каледонию, и вернуться с наркотиками?

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  3. ק.א.פ. ' N ק.א.ו. בעל הגדול. יכול ליצר בירת חופש לא חוקית בחדש דרום כאלאדוניה. הוטארס הוא איש שלך לתרופות.

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  4. Albert? Did the dracula mask not improve your looks? Half dead to undead. Where are these cabins? Are they like changing cubicles at the baths? I'd like to know. Hotboy

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  5. キャビンの女の子11 February 2011 at 00:02

    彼は、それがロリポップと言いました

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  6. Hotters. Your imagination runs away with itself. It's cabin girl as in aar Jim lad, or aar jemima lass. I prefer your fantasy actually.

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  7. キャビンの女の子12 February 2011 at 10:17

    Kevは、彼の船の大きな舵を持っている

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  8. キャビンの女の子, Heisser Junge hat kein Drakulamaske.

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  9. Albert? Why are you writing to yourself in foreign languages? You've lost it, haven't you? Hotboy

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  10. фашистской цензуры Hotboy

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  11. Ivan.

    Совершенно.

    Sovershenno.

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  12. Hotters, we're all losing it. Not realizing that is the first sign of losing it.

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