Friday, November 13

great white things

I'll be bottling my 20th home brew at the weekend. In the last 4 or 5 years, I've made almost every kind of beer, but the one prize that has always eluded me is the Moby Dick of brewing, the great white beer, weissbier.

Meantime, I made tapioca last night, with coconut cream, vanilla, and pulped mango. Quite a sensory experience. Sadly, it's probably too late in life to have the ultimate experience - licking tapioca off a naked nubile. Or doing anything with a naked nubile.


  1. Albert? I haven't given up on the prospect of licking ice cream off nubiles yet, but I'll have to win the lottery first. You old folk who don't do the tantrayana of course will have to go completely unfunged. Well, there it is! Enjoy the beer. My home brew at the moment is most potent, but needs a touch of lemonade to make it palatable. Dearie me! Hotboy

  2. albert or whatever15 November 2009 at 16:14

    Hotters, somebody here mistakenly bought a bag of sugar that's 50% artificial sweetener. I used it to bottle the last batch of German lager. No help at all.

  3. I say!

    Can't get white beer here. Browns, greens and blacks - that's all.

    MM III

  4. Mingers, are you perhaps thinking of the colours of the Malawian flag?