future masterpieces

My blissheid friend recently posted an example of how well he can write if he just puts his mind to it and cuts out the mumbo jumbo.

If he preserves it, it'll be worth a fortune one day. It's only about a page long, but in the distant future when most people have given up reading and writing, a one-page masterpiece will have the status that Shakespeare has today.

I'm offering to pay him to write the definitive one-page adventure of a half-aristocratic semi-Prussian genius who goes off the rails after his parents bash him once too often. He falls into bad company in Edinburgh, flees to Germany, then runs away to Glasgow, before escaping via Australia and the Douglas Hurd Islands to New South Caledonia. Along the way, he meets a decent woman and a trusty hound. Anyway, that's the outline, but the blissheid can turn it into literary magic.

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These are the pictures for the artwork of the book.

bad egg and sidekick

bad influence future blissheid

getting unbalanced

a better class of bad influence