I nearly fell over the side of an escalator yesterday, in one of these shopping malls. The drop would have been several floors. I was doing my usual trick of squeezing past stationary folk who stand to one side of the escalator, when a thick-set woman (though it could have been any weight and gender) stepped out into my path and the inadvertent shoulder-charge nearly sent me over the side. I was wearing a backpack, which helped move my center of gravity upwards.
So next time you're overtaking on the escalator, I recommend bending your knees like Groucho, or you could try ringing a bell to warn them someone's coming through.
7 comments:
Albert? This was just a warning! Wait till the next time! Pay up the tenpercent off the top and these problems will disappear! Hotboy p.s. I can't access blogs at work anymore.
Hotters, apart from getting off your face on air, how do you fill your time at work now?
Albert? performing virtuous acts with schoolgirls. Hotboy
Albert? performing virtuous acts with schoolgirls. Hotboy
How many schoolgirls did you say that was?
I say!
I checked this out. It's very innocent.
MM III
Mingers. "Something nice someone did that has to do with morals" also describes some of my own favourite acts.
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