Friday, March 16

extremes

The brother outlaw, much younger than me but several times larger, has had a stroke. Blood pressure 280/180.

I'm the opposite size, my blood pressure's 110/55, so low that I sometimes get dizzy standing up too fast. It all balances up.

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  1. I say!

    Best not to stand up at all, that's what I say. Let the staff do that sort of thing.

    MM III

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  2. Mingers. One of the advantages of an iPad is commenting from the horizontal, like now.

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  3. Albert? Your empathy is immense. The grim reaper reapeth on! Hotboy

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  4. Albert? My heart runs at 60 beats a minute. Does that mean I'm going to die? Hotboy

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  5. Hotters. Yes, you're going to die. You have my deepest empathy.

    PS Doc Bob says 60 beats is pretty healthy, especially in fat basturns.

    PPS Swami Bob reckons your heart rate was in perfect balance with your age until February.

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  6. I'm sorry to hear about your brother outlaw. That can be very devastating.

    Like you I have low blood pressure, though I look like I shouldn't.

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  7. Nanners. Is ther nobody on this blog with a normal pulse? ;)

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  8. Have you ever actually met a 'normal' person outside a text book?

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  9. No, You're right, I'm the only normal one.

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