Saturday, February 7

bushfires and bullets

Too busy to blog right now, what with dodging hazards, but all will be revealed. Back when the clairvoyant said I would die around now, I assumed he meant the black spot, not the burning bush or the assassin's bullet. As ion I think said, there's no point in worrying, because it'll turn out to be the bus back from the hospital after the all-clear that'll kill you.

4 comments:

  1. Albert? Is that still you? Is this about the possum in the roof again? Is it after you? Make a good horror movie, you geting eaten at night by a possum! Hotboy

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  2. I say!

    Due to the dire situation in Jamaica, I have wired my immediate availability for England opening bat, number 3, number 5, allrounder, and third umpire. My only condition is that the drinks rules are relaxed a mite during the tea interval. I will need an assistant to carry my kit and guard (and serve) the MGTs (Doviko has no passport). Do you want to apply for the post?

    MM III

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  3. Mingin'! That's my job. A life of service, that's the stuff! Hotboy

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  4. Mingers, I'd take the job if I wasn't committed here to firefighting duties. Take hotters.

    Hotters - I never knew you had it in you to do something so useful. What next!

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