Wednesday, May 27

advanced education

Great day at work today. Not a single student turned up for the afternoon class. Presumably because I had encouraged them to email their work instead of coming in. The same thing happened at this evening's class.

All classes will be run like this if the pig flu takes off and everyone's under house arrest. Bring it on. Over in Australia, it's spreading fast in the winter weather, and they're expecting 2 million people to get it. I may have to resort to hanging out with sailors down at the harbour to try and get infected while it's still benign. And if I can time it for July when we're supposed to be going on holiday, I might not have to go away at all.

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  1. Albert? I think hanging around with sailors down at the harbour is a good thing for you. You could wear that stupid bellboy hat from the fascist/marine child warriors brigade of yore. This would be very cathartic. Tell them you're only fifteen. That might work. Hope this helps.Hotboy

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  2. Hotters, how come all the beer-based self-abuse doesn't wipe out the brain cells containing your file of embarrassing memories? Now that would help.

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  3. Albert? If you still have the hat for recreational purposes (?), a photie of it would be really good! Hotboy

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  4. I say!

    Skye has been declared a swine fever free island. This should help a lot.

    MM III

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  5. hotters - I can't remember the naval term for it, but it can't be just a hat.

    mingers, I think there was some sort of stick for hitting people, maybe that was a bat.

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  6. hotters - I can't remember the naval term for it, but it can't be just a hat.

    mingers, I think there was some sort of stick for hitting people, maybe that was a bat.

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  7. I may be at the wrong post.

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  8. I say!

    Where's the correct post?

    MM III

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  9. mingers - good point, all my posts are politically correct

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