The brother's boy is playing for Old North Caledonia in the Rugby Junior World Cup, being held in Japan. They narrowly lost the opening match against Samoa. I watched it live over the web. The Samoan team are living proof that you can be a fat basturn at the same time as a fit one.
New South Caledonia are in the tournament too, but in a different group. If they both do well, both Caledonias could end up meeting in the quarters or semis, in a moment of extreme balance that would test my loyalty, never my strong point.