Tuesday, May 29

getting physical with britney

I've had no blogtime except for commenting. I had to spend the day with some new people at the weekend. When I got to their house, as you'd expect if you're a freelance Taoist, there was good news and bad. Yes, their heads weren't flat, but they were ex-paratroopers. Okay, they were a refreshing change from the deifheids and whingeing Australians I usually have to socialise with, but their reminiscences of shooting dogs and cats verged on the criminal.

Because there was a chance that I would need to drive home, I had to do the whole thing sober.



Scientists are different from other people. To you and me, Britney looks like this:




In the course of my research, I stumbled across Britney's Guide to Semiconductor Physics. There, I discovered that a scientist sees Britney like this:




I actually like the second version better, but I can't explain the physics, you'll need to visit the site yourself.

I can recommend the page on Vertical Cavity Surface Emitting Lasers and the Britney's meeting with Einstein. If science had been like this when I was a student, I might never have gone off the rails.

4 comments:

  1. Onan! At last! Photies of schoolgirls! With a name like Britney she must be English. Where did you find her? Is she a Bavarian? Any photies in the lederhosen? These gurls are usually ten a penny where I work, but they're being examined just now. Have you examined her? I think I'd better phone the polis. There's no help for you now, Onan! Hotboy

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  2. The resistance and truculence in the phrase, "I had to spend the day with some new people at the weekend" made me laugh. I hate new people! New people are.. too new!

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  3. Ion....is funny "I hate new people! New people are.. too new!"

    Sorry you had to spend it sober!

    Interesting analysis of Britney....do me!!!

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  4. Funny! And fascinating. :) I don't remember my high school physics anymore... :)

    But I do miss those whinging Aussies... I got a bit sentimental tonight as I was browsing the Australian wine section in a grocery store. I've been in the northern hemisphere too long. :(

    xoxo
    Tara

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