Sunday, November 14

balancing advice

Since I persuaded stout people in the northern hemisphere to renounce dairy food, I have had to start eating butter and cheese myself, just to balance things up.

I'm really feeling the difference! Whether because of the weight gain or the artery-clogging, I'm getting slow, lazy and unfit. At the same time, the fascist heel has curbed my exercise.

We're entering unfamiliar territory. There is something worse than a fat basturn. A skinny basturn with a pot belly.

7 comments:

Menzies Milngavie III said...

I say!

I'd like to recommend an exclusive diet of pig's arse. Does wonders for you.

MM III

http://abebedorespgondufo.blogs.sapo.pt/ said...

Very good.

Hotboy said...

Albert? Have you started to moo? Hotboy

rob said...

Mingers. What dosage?

Hotters. No, but I've got more methane than a cow.

Menzies Milngavie III said...

I say!

I lost track of what this was on about after three minutes or so: http://www.onlineclasses.org/2010/11/15/10-common-myths-about-adhd/

MM III

Menzies Milngavie III said...

I say!

This doesn't mention constipation: http://celestinechua.com/blog/10-reasons-you-should-meditate/

MM III

rob said...

Mingers. You're right. The first page seems designed to induce the actual attention loss it describes. The meditation page is more so. Reading between the lines, i'd say you're suggesting similarities between ADD and blissage.