Sunday, November 14

balancing advice

Since I persuaded stout people in the northern hemisphere to renounce dairy food, I have had to start eating butter and cheese myself, just to balance things up.

I'm really feeling the difference! Whether because of the weight gain or the artery-clogging, I'm getting slow, lazy and unfit. At the same time, the fascist heel has curbed my exercise.

We're entering unfamiliar territory. There is something worse than a fat basturn. A skinny basturn with a pot belly.

7 comments:

  1. I say!

    I'd like to recommend an exclusive diet of pig's arse. Does wonders for you.

    MM III

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  2. Albert? Have you started to moo? Hotboy

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  3. Mingers. What dosage?

    Hotters. No, but I've got more methane than a cow.

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  4. I say!

    I lost track of what this was on about after three minutes or so: http://www.onlineclasses.org/2010/11/15/10-common-myths-about-adhd/

    MM III

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  5. I say!

    This doesn't mention constipation: http://celestinechua.com/blog/10-reasons-you-should-meditate/

    MM III

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  6. Mingers. You're right. The first page seems designed to induce the actual attention loss it describes. The meditation page is more so. Reading between the lines, i'd say you're suggesting similarities between ADD and blissage.

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