Wednesday, December 22

cap'n kev's xmas present

I've already had my Christmas present from Albert. Weissbier: Franziskaner and Weihenstephaner. I opened the first bottle tonight.

Meanwhile, to avoid squabbling, cap'n kev is giving everyone the same xmas present. Everybody will receive a wee parcel, containing a holy book (clue: it's not the bible) and a box of matches.

5 comments:

  1. Albert? Is there a prize for guessing the holy book? I bet £10 on Gibran, but only if I'm going to win! Hotboy

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  2. I say!

    The holy book is Wisden, isn't it? And the matches are for reading it when the lights go out.

    MM III

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  3. Hotters and Rodders. Full marks for lateral thinking, but the prize (a lifetime supply of freedom ale) is still unclaimed.

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  4. I meant Mingers.

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  5. I say!

    If it's not Wisden, then the only other possibility is the Playfair Cricket Annual.

    MM III

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