Spending the weekend preparing for a colonoscopy on Monday morning, so for some strange reason I thought I'd send you an e-mail. Whilst on a fast and vacillating my insides with some horrible preparation, I'm listening to Can,"amphetamine Gazelle" by Mad River, "Electric Storm" by White Noise and early Hawkwind...unfortunately I have no acid to add the icing to the experience, but somehow I just knew that spritually you're with me.
Only the enema to look forward to around midnight tomorrow...I love life; just when you're about to get bored, it always has a surprise.
You won't believe this but the cellmate is going for the same procedure next Monday. Unlike me she's a colonoscopy virgin.
Have the best enema you could possible have, and enjoy the valium, such a pity they always administer the antidote afterwards.
Amphetamine Gazelle! I used to love the Mad River album. Actually I think it was more of a train-wreck fascination. Haven't been able to find the CD (or LP for that matter) here, but it's available for download on itunes! Not sure I could listen to it after the third sachet of bowel imploder though.
Work starts tomorrow as the summer hols end.
So this is christmas, and what have you done? A week in NZ ; jogging for a whole 20 minutes; some gardening. Is that all there is? You end up looking forward to getting back to work.
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