All the excitement of a Christmas news letter, every day of the year.
Albert? What is an ipod? What is an ipod app? Is this what the young ones are doing these days? Living in tents and apping? Why are you trying to keep up with this crap? I assume it must be part of your jobbie or you've got nothing else to do with your brain except follow these recent trends and imagine death won't catch you up. Just sit on the undeserved gold and remember the giant lizard! Clicky clicky on your deathbed if you like, but it won't do you any good. Hope this helps. Hotboy
Hotters. Fair point re death, though even the best of us find ourselves denying death at times. And thanks for the tribute to my professionalism. It's not too late for you to follow my example. Give up the sitting about, and be of use to society. Teetotalism is a good start. PS I believe the technical term for people with undeserved gold is churches.
I say!Soon, dunnies everywhere will be fitted with appropriate geolocation devices so that we can effortlessly monitor time spent there. Isn't progress wonderful?MM III
Mingers. I don't see the point of the geolocation devices unless the bogs in Blighty have wheels now. That's not a bad idea actually, after all they have mobile libraries.