Saturday, October 23

toilet help

There's a new iPod/iPhone app called Toilet Time. It uses state of the art techniques to help busy people spend less time daydreaming during their daily dump.



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It's ideal for people (not me) who tend to get too immersed in iPod games on the pan, and forget all about time.

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4 comments:

  1. Hotboy23 October 2010 at 10:00

    Albert? What is an ipod? What is an ipod app? Is this what the young ones are doing these days? Living in tents and apping? Why are you trying to keep up with this crap? I assume it must be part of your jobbie or you've got nothing else to do with your brain except follow these recent trends and imagine death won't catch you up. Just sit on the undeserved gold and remember the giant lizard! Clicky clicky on your deathbed if you like, but it won't do you any good. Hope this helps. Hotboy

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  2. rob23 October 2010 at 15:47

    Hotters. Fair point re death, though even the best of us find ourselves denying death at times. And thanks for the tribute to my professionalism. It's not too late for you to follow my example. Give up the sitting about, and be of use to society. Teetotalism is a good start.

    PS I believe the technical term for people with undeserved gold is churches.

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  3. Anonymous24 October 2010 at 02:20

    I say!

    Soon, dunnies everywhere will be fitted with appropriate geolocation devices so that we can effortlessly monitor time spent there. Isn't progress wonderful?

    MM III

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  4. rob27 October 2010 at 03:07

    Mingers. I don't see the point of the geolocation devices unless the bogs in Blighty have wheels now. That's not a bad idea actually, after all they have mobile libraries.

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