Wednesday, September 15

last weekend

The weekend report. The Chinese film was okay.  The Chinese art exhibition was okay, and I met the owner woman in the lift, too quick for a quickie but it was a glass lift anyway. The best part of the weekend was the Peking podcasts by the BBC.




    Cardiac exercise report
    • I've worked out a way to keep walking despite the fascist heel. Using an old step trainer thing, with my heels hanging off the back of the step so there's no wait on the heel and no pain. If you do 1000 steps, that's a good sweat. It doesn't help the dog though.

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    1. The fascist heel is pretty old hat by now. YOu haven't had a new disease for about a week. I'm sure you're due one soon! Hotboy

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    2. I say!

      Had you time for an elevator pitch? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elevator_pitch

      MM III

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    3. Don't worry Hotters, I've got a backlog of afflictions. I've kept quiet about them until now, because I'm not really one to complain.

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    4. Mingers, it's always about pitches, isn't it?

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    5. I say!

      Quite right. There's a green top at Headingley, as the Yorkies look for a result, but it's been raining there. I back Somerset, myself.

      Have you heard of the Mbuvi Muindi tribe? Relatively small group from the Upper Bongo Bongo.

      Anyway, they hop everywhere.

      Something to do with not standing with both feet on the ancestors at the same time, which would doom them to eternal damnation if they did so.

      Trouble is, there's been lots of ancestors, and they've been burried all over the place.

      As a result, over the centuries, the Mbuvi Muindi have learnt to hop on one foot. In fact, since about the June 1910 they stopped walking like you and I, and now they only hop.

      Copying them would heal your heel problem, I'm sure.

      MM III

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    6. Superb idea Mingers. The hopping would definitely help the fascist heel, simultaneously destroying the remaining good heel. It all balances up.

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    7. Albert? The David Cameron's dad was born without heels and being a heel-less joe didn't do him any harm, being a rich basturn and a stockbroker as well. I can think of great chat up lines with that kind of thing. I've got no heels and will have to lie down, kind of thing. Which heel is it you have the fascists in anyway? You could have a total re-alignment of the political orientations here! Also, where are your liberals? Just thought I'd like to ask that now when you are hopping about. Are you going to join your liberals to the Popemobile or not? Hotboy

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    8. Hotters. Either that was a trick question or you should have got out more in your youth. Everyone knows only females have liberals, but they don't show them in polite company. Anyway, how old were you when you lost your majority?

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