Tuesday, December 22

2 jokes salvaged from a mass email

  • Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

  • Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.


  1. Albert? Have you been at the Christmas crackers already? Hotboy

  2. Hotters, did you have to mention the X word?