Tuesday, December 15

coming and going (in the biblical sense)

I've got to go to New Zealand for Xmas, to visit the holy outlaws. Never mind. At least when they head off to church, I can volunteer to stay home and look after their house. After all Xmas is peak season for burglars.

Then the mother outlaw comes back to stay with us for a couple of weeks, followed immediately by the niece for a month. Also, a ruffian from the past thinks he's coming to stay. He's a total deifheid, so I had to give him the false address on Douglas Hurd Island.


  1. Albert? When they go to church, you can tell them you'd like the opportunity of peace and quiet to meditate!! Look sombre. That'll be tenpercent off the top, at least! Hotboy

  2. They'd never fall for that.

    Just like I think we all know what your bathtub meditations are really about.

  3. I say!

    Will you be visiting Eric? He's close to reaching his ton. If you do, ask him if he remembers a match he played with MM I, back in the thirties.

    MM III

  4. Mingers. When I reach that age I won't have any use for an old bat, so please don't trouble yourself. A stripper would help though.