Thursday, December 24

the first beer review

There’s a 24-hour bottle shop round the corner from where I'm staying. When I asked the woman what time they close, she had to think for a while, nobody's ever asked such a stupid question. Here’s the beer review from the first two nights.

  • Steinlager 5% - the label says they use only the purest ingredients. Alcohol:5%, Hangover 100%

  • Amstel Lite : A Dutch brand, brewed in New Zealand. Alcohol 2.5%, so you can drink two cans.


  1. Albert? This promiscuity viz a viz the beer is most reprehensible. Once you have found the brew, you should stay with it for at least 6 months. No wonder you get hangovers! Fortunately, I gave up alcohol years ago, so these matters don't really concern me. Hope this helps. Hotboy

  2. Hotters. What happens after six months? Enlightenment? That would help.

  3. I say!

    Hotters is quite correct. You should stick to the tea. Since you started blogging about tea, the cause has been taken up by literally thousands in the USA, who have even formed a Tea Party. They seem to be keen on revolting.

    MM III

  4. Mingers, Americans know nothing about tea. Like the Germans, who at least have decent coffee.