Friday, January 6

world champions

Some people think the antipodes are a bit behind the rest of the world, but according to The Lancet, Australia and NZ lead the world in per-capita use of dope and speed.

So maybe I'll retire there, and catch up on all the decades of missed drug opportunities. It all balances up.


  1. Not sure that is something I'd want the place I live to be first at.

  2. Nanners. It seems now people and countries only get recognised for excellence in something awful. See e.g. Charle Sheen, Greece.

  3. Albert? I did not like hearing that the boys driving the land trains were doing it on amphetamines at all!! Should be banned! Hotboy