Friday, January 6

world champions

Some people think the antipodes are a bit behind the rest of the world, but according to The Lancet, Australia and NZ lead the world in per-capita use of dope and speed.

So maybe I'll retire there, and catch up on all the decades of missed drug opportunities. It all balances up.

3 comments:

NaNoSkye said...

Not sure that is something I'd want the place I live to be first at.

rob said...

Nanners. It seems now people and countries only get recognised for excellence in something awful. See e.g. Charle Sheen, Greece.

Hotboy said...

Albert? I did not like hearing that the boys driving the land trains were doing it on amphetamines at all!! Should be banned! Hotboy