"Dear guests, before checking out please remember to pack all the belongings that you came with"
One pair of trousers.
One pair of shoes.
Fifteen pairs of underpants.
Two months of bliss pills and life support pills.
One portable wifi router and power supply, one old and disposable 7-inch Linux laptop; iPod, iPhone, several chargers and charging cables; LAN cable; USB cables; mains cables; SIM cards and memory cards; two RCA to stereo mini-jack cables with matching gender changers.
Wire stripper and chopsticks - the complete kit for sticking bare wires into wall sockets in foreign countries.