Monday, July 18

patching up

I won't bore you with the details of my back going out, except to remind you that there's always a silver lining, so things balance up: the aunt has a cupboard full of morphine patches, and is going to give me some for the pain.

A shame I can't take them with me, unless I want to see inside a Singaporean prison.

- iPhone post


  1. Albert? I'm so sorry. If I had been like the buddha boyo, you would have meditated, and therefore would not be encountering the stress from not having a shower for a few days, and all that other awfulness you are having to endure resulting in your shaggers back problem recurring. The only saving grace is that we are the author's of our own disillusionment, and nobody else can get hard drugs that easily. How many incontinence pads for a morphine pad? I'll have half a dozen anyway. Hope this helps. Hotboy

  2. Say no more. There's a gross of incontinence pads (iPads) coming your way.

  3. I say!

    After several days without a shower, I hope you were not bending down to sniff your feet. Hotters hasn't bent that far for decades, now.

    MM III

  4. Mingers. I believe after a while the increasing layers of dirt mean the feet eventually meet the nose.