Tuesday, June 22

dream

Just woke up from a dream. The cellmate's father was Kerry Packer, who I can reveal was quite a kind old dude but shrewd, so one was always on guard, especially since, in the dream, the cellmate had a sweet wee sister.

Before I could fully exploit the situation I was woken by a throbbing arthritic hip. Dearie me!

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  3. Albert? Kerry Packer used to take a floor in Las Vegas and pay the whores $10,000. When his heart gave out, he paid for defibrulators to be put in the ambulances, so he's my kind of guy! Did you get the arthritic hip in the same way as you got the sore back? I bet you did. Serves you right! Hotboy p.s. You could cure that doing prostrations!

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  4. Albert? Fancy getting wakened up by a painful throbbing hip! Is that it? Welcome to old age! It's dearie me time when the only thing that throbs anymore your hip! You're as well bursting yon inflatable thing you keep under the bed then! Hope this helps. Hotboy

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  5. Albert? You should try eating goji berries. Li Ching-Yuen ate them every day and lived till he was 256 years old. I've been reading about him. Start prostrating (you can do this without the feather!)and eat the berries and you'll be hopping about on your one good hip for ages and ages. Hope this helps. Hotboy

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  6. Hotters, since the burglars started calling, there's nothing under my bed except an axe, a golf club, a catapult and a bike helmet. What's under yours?

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  7. Albert? I would like to offer you my protection. I have already done this for the mother in law. She is not worried about the burglars now on Fridays because I still look like a big, strong alpha male and I will kill them. This reassurance would cost too much for you, but only because you are mean. It's a working class thing. We understand this kind of communication, like, do that again and you are deid. Just like monkeys. Hope this helps. Hotboy

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  8. Even Kerry Packer wouldn't pay for you to fly to NSC every Friday. Even plastic surgery wouldn't help. You're only after the in-flight drinks anyway.

    Forget about flying with your varicose veins.

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