Tuesday, June 29
In recent days I've been arthritic in every limb. Either someone spiked my drink with superglue, or it's the midwinter weather. But of course dealing with it by just resting is a slippery slope, so today I went on the home gym, and set all the weights to half the usual (already modest) weight. It feels much too easy, but you need to resist the temptation to load up.
I've also been using the laser on the shoulder joints, as well as the vibrator that the boy gave to the cellmate for Christmas one year.
In about nineteen umpty-eight, the 99p shop had a shelf full of battery vibrators. So that year I gave one to every woman I knew, including the old dear. What could they say? They were too embarrassed to complain or ask how much it cost. It's a variation on a trick I learned from Hotters - you can take as many sickies as you like from work, as long as you always tell the boss the next day you had terrible diarrhoea.
Posted by rob at 14:53