opening time: sporting news

Saturday, June 19

The turf at the hallowed home of the Melbourne Cup has been tragically damaged by a cockchafer beetle.

Here in New South Caledonia, we're excited about the sporting event of the year. Will Federer manage to hold off Nadal at Wimbledon?

Hotboy said...: Albert? Fond memories of Melbourne Cup day. The mothers at the mother and toddler group I went to all turned up in hats and frocks and got have pissed drinking the collapso. Bizarre! Hotboy p.s. You are a fortunate creature to be living in such a fine country.; 20 June 2010 20:51
Hotboy said...: Albert? Half pissed. Hotboy; 20 June 2010 20:51
Hotboy said...: Albert? Half pissed. Hotboy; 20 June 2010 21:02
Menzies Milngavie III said...: I say!

Do two half pisseds make a whole pissed?

MM III; 21 June 2010 07:59
rob said...: Hotters. The Melbourne Cup is one of the reasons I left Oz and moved to NSC.

Mingers. Mixing up whole countries is a sure sign of intoxication.; 22 June 2010 06:36